The Rob Report

The Rob Report is long over due. Gananna has had a vey eventfull Febuary, from sleeping on the kitchen floor to getting his sports car stuck on a snow bank to whoring himself out for a bottle of wine, Rob has been gleamin this month. On the way to free his car from the snowy embankment on the side of a whytemud on ramp, we ran into a burnt down limo. Upon arriving and trying to control our laughter a quote from rob's dad kept coming to mind..."Rob, you know you can't park there right?" Fuck ya rob

Strat.

Starting off right tonight with the Strat....

keystone beers and lip tats

ramp sesssions have been going down on the regular.  ghetto andrew shows up at 830 on a thursday night to sesh for 15 minutes... bubba shreds the ramp with a 26 inch road bike tire. isaac crashes. luke pedals all over it. taylor invents stupid new tricks that have no place being invented. strat is poppin. new video time N. in other news joe got a lip tattoo...and it disappeared in a week...TIME TO GO DEEPER!   

GUS, GUS BABY, GUS BUS, JOERR, SENIORRR, LIL PEP......

GUS DADDY.

CHONK, GINCH, CHINCH, LAUNCH,

NUFF SAID.

K Won't

kwill then and now... (always a mess) Wheres the fakie wall ride?

on a side note the fresh prince party is tonight so things are gonna pop off!

on another side note... the ramp is dry so the sessions are going down.

THE ROBB REPORT

Rob got a stick and poke colgate tooth tattoo...

The Stratosphere will get ya.

Its been a while for everyone since we started a night at the strat, and it never dissapoints. Cheap beer and top bottom got the job done as it always does. After a few hours we all went to filthys, thats when things get foggy. Isaac got to drunk to fast and had to call it quits early, Jaumell was the whitest guy in the bar and popin fun, lukes mustashe was full of beer all night, Kevin was actually out at the bar, ren was skinny and drunk, Blair was drunk and awake all night, Crunch ate a big mouthfull of snow on the walk home, and this picture of Rob i toke at 8 13 AM pretty much sums up robs night.

HOW TO

what do you do when you wanna ride your bike to the bar and your pockets are already full with more beers?  easy.  you make a custom mod by taping a beer to your seat tube.  easy, affordable and everyone can do it... even ren. 

shred boners

isaac and taylor are back from their adventure.  their shred boners are now limp.